A friend of mine discussing the mystery of Christmas shopping:
“This whole thing makes no sense. Jesus was born, now go buy stuff for people you see once a year. I don’t get it.”
Couldn’t put it better myself, but to honor J.C.’s birthday, turn to page 52 of this week’s Chicago edition of The Onion or keep reading to follow all kinds of other important business like…
…how a journeyman middle reliever and the supervillain of Shankfest 2007 have managed to turn only-in-the-movies things like criminal drug possession and cheating at professional sports into irreparably boring concepts.
That’s that for now. Talk to you soon, and thank you as always for reading.