The editor of an as-yet-unpublished local lit magazine called me last week:
“Dude, do you have any story ideas?”
Sure, I’d love to contribute.
“No, no, I mean like we just want you to come up with ideas so we can give them to our writers. I don’t think your style would work with what we’re doing here.”
Thanks. Don’t look for me in any upcoming issues of The Noble St. Review, but do look for me elsewhere doing things like. . .
That last piece, as some of you may have noticed, formed the basis of what I read last week at No Touching After Dark. Thanks to anyone who ended up here by way of there, and thanks you all as always for reading.