Discussing Someone Else’s Book

Soon-to-be-published local author friend of mine: “It’s just not very good.”

Me: “But it’s coming out, right?”

SPLAFOM: “Yes, but not like I wanted it to.”

Me: “You could have put it out yourself.”

SPLAFOM: “No, then it would’ve been awful.”

Me: “But it would’ve been your kind of awful.”

SPLAFOM: “Yeah…but my kind of awful doesn’t pay the rent. Trust me, I’ve tried.”

So there’s that. It’s always weird to hear people panic about their impending releases, as though the thing were going to erase itself from existence between now and the time people start buying it. Somewhere along the line people forget not just that it’s still their baby, still their time, energy and words/sounds/images making their way into the world, but that they always will be. So SPLAFOM, if you’re reading this: your book is really good. So good I’m not even mentioning you by name. So shut up already.

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Elsewhere:

The Bears might as well have sat this one out. Seriously.

Full frontal reading continues uninterrupted.

Chicago blogs can be smart, useful, and generally excellent when they want to. . .

. . . but heavy metal is probably best left to the academics.

But those, of course, are just one man’s opinions. Actual results may vary.

Thank you as always for reading,
AMR
Chicago, IL / January 28, 2010

Gossip Roundup

Item! Which local author has a certain existentially confounding book out?

Item! Seems a certain radio program decided to pick the brain of yours truly with regards to an obvious think piece I wrote on transit reform. Seems also the Wilson stop is a nightmare, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

Did 2009 really end? Yes, it did. But it left some great music in its wake.

Speaking of great music, check out the Three Cities album by Keeley Valentino. If more country singers worked like her, well, the world of country music would be a much better place.

Speaking of fictitious worlds: Star Wars: In Concert featured absolutely zero of the songs my cohorts and I suggested.

Speaking of suggestions, The 35th Street Review is now a thousand times more mobile-friendly; Normal Words is not, yet, but instead of fancy whiz-bang tricks there’ll be a new issue will out real soon. Scout’s honor.

And speaking of things coming out real soon, a pair of stories of mine will be in upcoming issues of a fairly significant local literary digest. But I’ll put links up when they’re available.

Until then, thank you as always for reading.
AMR
Chicago, IL / January 2, 2009